The Really Terrible Orchestra Of the Triangle (RTOOT)

who are we? -- woodwinds section


Kathy Hancock is principal flautist with the Really Terrible Orchestra Of the Triangle (RTOOT). She started playing flute in the 5th grade and faked her way all the way through college (FSU). Recently, she decided to take lessons and join RTOOT. Soon she will be way too good to play for us. New members in 2011 are Sandi Matthews , Elizabeth Holoman, Katy McDonald, and Shelly Buisson.

Randy Alley, oboe I, was inspired to become a musician in 1971, when, at the tender age of 12, he saw Jethro Tull perform. He spent the next several years in band practicing flute while standing on one leg, and at home learning rock guitar. After a period of awkward practice, he was deemed sufficiently expert to switch to the oboe. This led to an obvious mistake, when, a few years later, East Carolina University admitted Mr. Alley to study Oboe Performance. John Brothers, second oboe, took up the oboe just before turning seventy.  Many think that he should have waited a bit longer.  John thoroughly enjoys RTOOT  and increasingly plays a correct note at the correct time.  He remains in complete awe of the tolerance of variety that the orchestra embodies!

We have on clarinet Amber Gorski. She quotes her husband as saying he's going to have to get himself a copy of A Tale of Two Cities to read at future concerts. Amber is also our concertmaster, since we didn’t know that the concertmaster was supposed to be a violin. When The Really Terrible Orchestra Of the Triangle (RTOOT) was organized, we just got together and figured out that Amber was the best player. So we made her the concertmaster. We hope this doesn’t upset your musical sensibilities nor cause the music world to fall to pieces. Also on clarinet, we have Amanda Jacob and Donna Bennett. As a child, Donna was asked not to sing -- and started playing the clarinet.  She is a former MOBster (Marching Owl Band), who enjoys playing in venues other than Texas football stadiums. We are astounded to report that Richard Titus of Sanford drives each week to our Sunday rehearsals in order to play the clarinet badly. His last claim to musical fame before joing RTOOT, was as a member of the Purdue University Marching Band in 1956.  That is unless you count a few years (many years ago) when he attempted to sing in a choir.

As of the fall 2010 season we have three bassoons and we are delighted to welcome
Patty Knio, who comments that, “From 1998 till 2006 I lived with my family in Lebanon where I spoke Arabic quite terribly but learned to make pretty good hummus.  I’m glad to be home now where organizations such as RTOOT are possible, as the Beirut Symphony simply wouldn’t have me.” Jody Frank's bassoon began playing with her in Chicago, moved on to Ann Arbor, then Christchurch (as in New Zealand), and finally, after living in Raleigh NC almost 20 years, they are able to play together again. When she is not running cross-country, riding horses, or asking for the car keys, high-schooler Melanie Bennett enjoys being mostly still and playing bassoon.   You may see her doing homework during long rests. 

Our resident composter,
Enrique Varela also plays the E-flat alto sax whenever Mr. Hobgood takes the time to create a part for him. Handel and Tchaikovsky did not write for alto sax.

From time to time, Mr. Hobgood himself joins the woodwinds section, to play the clarinet, Terribly.